America, we have bad news for you. Aaron Rodgers and actress Shailene Woodley have finally broken up for good after months of wondering if they would or wouldn’t. It’s a bad day for love, but as the band Semisonic once sang, every new beginning comes from the end of another one, and from what I can tell, the Green Bay Packers quarterback is already back on his feet.
Reports came out late on Tuesday that Rodgers, who had just won big at Match VI, had found a new girlfriend, and, most importantly, that her name was [drum roll] Blu of Earth.
Oh boy… Apperantly Aaron Rodgers has a new girlfriend and her name is Blu of Earth. Yes you read that right. She claims that she is a witch and medicine woman. She is a interesting character to say the least. pic.twitter.com/Qmnw1hNxfK
— Big B (@bigpackers4x) June 8, 2022
Not the color blue. Blu of the Earth isn’t it. Just Earth’s blue. She thinks of herself as a witch, a healer, and, uh, a podcaster. We like to think that playing acoustic guitar is how she attracted Rodgers in the first place. “Wonderwall” is a jam, no matter what you say about it.
Is Blu of Earth the “doctor” who gave Rodgers an “immunization” against COVID-19? Is she the thing that will help him fly to a new level of being and maybe, just maybe, get over the NFC Championship hump? For now, none of these questions have answers, but what is love if not a mystery?
